10 Things To Buy On Rockford’s Craigslist With $1,000

If you haven't heard the good news, let me tell you all about it. It's "2k A Day In May!" 97ZOK is giving you a chance to win $1,000 twice a day all month.

It's a blessing and a curse actually. You're now a $1,000 richer and you have no clue how to spend your winnings.

Let me help. Here are 10 things I found on Rockford's Craigslist that you can buy that will total $1,000.

1. $300 for a some rare Roman Lamps? Sure it's a bit much to start off on your $1,000 spending spree, but you know that any house makes it a home when you have some rare Roman lamps. ($700)

2. $12 for a pair of razor scooters. After throwing down $300 for the Roman lamps, you'll need to take them home. Why not take them home riding in style in one of these razor scooters? ($688)

3. $35 for homecoming, prom, and/or graduation dresses. I see this as a win win. If you are going to spend $12 on razor scooters, you need to at least triple the money spent on something you'll wear once in your life. Do it! ($653)

4. $15 Axe. Much like the rare Roman lamps, if you don't have an axe that according to the description "has only been used once", you should stop trying on prom dresses and buy that axe. ($638)

5. $100 Dan Post cowboy boots. I have no idea who Dan Post is but imagine how bad-assed you'll look wearing a prom dress while rockin' a pair of Dan Post boots, wielding an axe and riding a razor scooter. Just let that sink in for a minute. ($538 left to go)

6. $40 TV. After you realize that the prom dress-boots-axe-razor scooter combo isn't working for you or anyone else. It might be best to just sit at home and watch some TV. Maybe the seller can throw in his flip flops. ($498)

7. $45 Swag Lamp. TV viewing made that much better while enjoying it underneath the luminescent glare of your brand new, Drake approved swag lamp. YOLO. ($458)

8. $200 Mans Ring. I have no idea who mans is, but I like his style. I think mans ring will go great with my swag lamp. Now only if I had those flip flops.($258 left)

9. $35 Cat Collection. I know the owner of this cat collection is selling his/her lifetime of her cherished creatures, but does he/she recognize my swag lamp? ($223)

10. $200 Beanie Babies Collection. This seller means business. There is no picking through his/her collection for the most valuable Beanie Baby. You are taking the whole lot. Little does the seller know that the Beanie Baby craze will come back and you will have the last laugh. ($23 left)

Congrats! If you purchased all of these things you still managed to have $23 left. Maybe you can take a trip to Aurora and pick up a six year old car?