2-Year-Old Turkey Whisperer Needed in Rockford [VIDEO]

Is it just me or have there been a lot of turkeys trotting around Rockford lately? And they don't look like the mouthwatering, delicious kind; they look like the ugly, vicious kind. Seriously.

Just take a look at this one that Reddit user ironsickel shared; he was spotted at the bus stop on Broadway and 20th Street. What's his problem?

According to commenters on the photo, a lot of these bad boys have been spotted in Roscoe too; which is exactly where we should send this adorable 2-year-old who apparently speaks fluent turkey....or would that be Turkish?

This kid has a very bright future working for National Geographic.