24 Thoughts I Had When I Tried Halo Top For The First Time

Last night, I did it. For the first time, I tried Halo Top ice cream.

For months, I've seen it all over my Facebook and Instagram pages. All of my fitness friends... Whitney Martin... post about their delicious protein filled Halo Top.

Delicious and 'good for you?' I dunno about this...

But, after work yesterday, I ran into this tiny grocery store by my apartment and boom, there it was, staring at me.

I caved. I bought the Halo Top, and these are the 24 thoughts I had while eating it. All of it.

Hmm this is not ice cream
But I'm still eating it
It tastes so familiar
I think it's the sugar alcohols
Kidding. But no kidding, it does taste like fake sugar, like in a protein bar
I had a tough time picking a flavor, but I think I like this better than I would've liked chocoalte
It's kind of crumbly
The cookie dough pieces could be a little bigger
Ok, a lot bigger
The container said to let it sit because it was gonna be extra hard to eat, but it's not
I'm cold, I should change my clothes
There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that I won't finish this entire pint
Ben & Jerry's cookie dough pint has 1,120 calories, this is only 360
I did go to the gym for like a long time today
What's in this?
I think it should say, 'one chocolate chip,' not 'chocolate chips.'
I have to wear a bridesmaid dress in 4 days, I should've probably saved this experiment for next week
Side of the carton melted ice cream is my favorite!!!
Alright, I'm officially sold
Still tastes like frozen protein shake, which is pretty much what it is... but when I can eat the whole pint, I will do it
I don't want it to be over
But I am still cold
I should've bought two
Done.