It is very likely that ALL of these things have come out of your mouth at least once if you have children.

Some of my favorites:

"1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three-quarters..."

"What did I just say!"

"The crust is the best part."

"Do we have anymore (spelled out) r-e-d v-e-l-v-e-t c-a-k-e?"

Thanks to funny guys Tripp and Tyler (who were also behind Sh*t Nobody Says), we have three solid minutes of all the priceless, ridiculous, hilarious things only moms and dads say to their kids.

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