6 Hilarious Cards To Get Your Valentine

You can buy your Valentine any one of millions of mushy cards but since a sense of humor is such a desirable trait, these Etsy card makers are a better buy.

If your farter needs this card, click HERE.

Love is patient. Love is kind. And this.

If you're ready to back up that promise, buy the card HERE.

If there's junk in your trunk, this is your card.

Hurry your big butt up and buy this card HERE.

For them to really know they're loved, it depends on how you say it.

If this is just the right spice, click HERE.

So much farting in a loving relationship.

If you're gaseous and hairy beast of a man needs this card, click HERE.

You know you've sent this text to your honey before.

If this is your kind of love, click HERE.