7 Worst Celeb Baby Names of 2014 [LIST]

These poor famous babies, they'll never find license plates with their names on them .

My mom always tells me she wanted to name me Michele, with one "l." Which of course I think looks terrible. My dad said, no way, "because she'll never find a license plate with her name on it."

Thanks, dad.

Too bad these famous parents didn't talk to my dad before naming their babies.

The 7 Worst Celeb Baby Names According to Vocativ.Com

1. Lyric Sonny Roads (Soleil Moon Frye)
2. Royal Reign (Lil' Kim)
3. Daenerys Josephine (Gina Glocksen)
4. Saint Lazslo (Pete Wentz)
5. Cash Van (Dave Haywood)
6. Summer Rain (Christina Aguilera)
7. Fordham Rhys (Ashley and J.P. Rosenbaum)

I'm sorry, I can't even pronounce some of them. What ever happened to naming your kids, Joe? Sarah? Hey, I'd even take another Michael on the planet before more kids named Fordham. Yikes.