This is one of those moments when I fall in love with social media. Does anyone have a problem with any of these nipples?

We may never know this man's true identity and that's alright. What he has left us with, is what happens when the Super Bowl party is no longer about the game. The Maroon 5 halftime performance took a turn down a familiar road and never really recovered. The internet changed the conversation to, "hey, how come it's ok for Adam Levine to show his nipples but not Janet Jackson?"

I don't know the answer to that question above, but I do know this, big man-boobs never offend anyone. Let's appreciate the spirit (and spirits) inside this proud Illinoisan.