When thanking your Facebook friends for their birthday wishes, make sure you proofread before hitting "post."

Who knows, maybe it was this Dixon woman's birthday illness that had her seeing double when she inadvertently took a harmless birthday "thank you" post and took it straight to the gutter.

I'm certainly not complaining because it was one of the funniest things I've seen on Facebook in a long while. Happy Birthday, Facebook lady. I hope you have since gotten over your "sickness."

That's what Facebook needs. More accidental vulgarity, and less politics. Can we make that happen in 2017?