I know what you're thinking, "oh my god, who cares, no one wants to see pictures of you on the beach, blah blah blah." Believe me, I get it, I'm just like you, especially when I'm not the one who gets to go on vacation; but for those of you who are genuinely curious about what our lives are like outside of the 97ZOK studios, then this is for you.

For the record, I'm not one to take vacations. For one, sometimes it's more work just to take one and two,  I'm the kind of person who fears I won't have a job when I come back. You feel me? But I really needed this vacation, after my divorce and losing my house this year, I needed something positive to look forward to; so off to Jamaica on a cruise ship I went.

If you ever want to meet some of the most interesting people in the world, not have a care as to what day or time it is, and you want to learn a little bit about yourself, then I highly recommend taking a cruise. It's an experience I'll never forget, although, I would like to forget about the hives I had for pretty much the entire trip; we still don't know why I got them but it explains why you won't see photos of me in a bikini. Sorry guys.