Moms, when was the last time you went number one, number two, took a shower, a bath or even brushed your teeth, alone?

If it's been longer than 6 months, then I suggest you print this sign and hang it up on your own bathroom door.

As a single mom, I didn't exactly have this problem because I'd typically do most of my bathroom duties with the door open, simply so I could keep one ear on my son when he was in the other room; but he did go through a phase where he liked to sit on the toilet and chat with me about his day while I showered. Aw, cute, right?

Not so much if you have two or three kids and the bathroom is either your escape or hiding place. I see you posting photos of those tiny hands reaching through the bottom of of the bathroom door.

Take comfort in this photo above from Facebook and know that you are not alone. Good luck and Godspeed.