Ex Bugging You? Name A Cockroach After Him For Valentine’s Day

Make your ex miserable this Valentine's Day without the drama or a restraining order.

You have to hand it to the people who come up with totally ridiculous ways to get back at the people you dislike.  First, someone came up with the idea to send them a glitter bomb (which I almost did, by the way, until I learned that company halted all production due to high demand) and now the San Fransisco Zoo wants to give you a chance to get some revenge by adopting a cockroach or scorpion, and naming it after your ex.

The zoo's website says, "Nothing says I've moved on like adopting a giant cuddly cockroach in the name of your favorite ex."

The best part- your donation will benefit the San Francisco Zoological Society and "with a little luck, this generous donation will release your bad love life karma so that you never have to encounter a cockroach again."