Football season is about a month away, which means it is time for Fantasy Football! I've never played Fantasy Football before, I'm not even sure you "play" it, but this year I'm in.

The first thing you have to do when you decide to get in a league is pick a name. This is a big deal because what if your team is totes amazeballs and then you become famous and your team name is something dumb like, "Michelle's Bold Team."

That's actually what the Yahoo draft app assigned me before I changed it. Don't let that happen to you.

I thought the best way to find a team name was to Google "girl fantasy football team names" and see what I found. I found a pretty great thread on Yahoo sports, here are my ten favorites:

  1. You Just Lost To A Girl
  2. Tom Brady's Wife
  3. Show me your TDs
  4. Easy Breesy Beautiful
  5. Sweet and Sweaty
  6. Sacks in the City
  7. Multiple Scoregasms
  8. Cutler Commandos
  9. Romosexual Tendencies
  10. Cleats and Cleavage

Those might be super fun if you're in a league with your friends. Not so much, if like me, you're in a league with your grandparents. Pretty sure you don't want to go head-to-head with gma and gpa and have your name be "Cleats and Cleavage."

Thankfully I remembered the time I made the cutest football field cupcakes ever, Bears Tailgate 2012. I was so proud of my design and decorating skills until I stood back and read the cupcakes. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90... yard lines.

In case you don't know, there is no 60 yard line. Or 70, 80 or 90. Whoops.

My team name is "There's No 60yd Line." Now I just need to know what to do next.

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