I would do this job for free.  Well, they're actually referring to it as a 'Pupternship', and it pays surprisingly well for the lack of talent it requires.  How well?  $100 an hour well. So where is this amazing internship opportunity? Unfortunately it's not in Illinois, I don't know about you ... but I would move if it meant my job consisted of petting puppies all day.

According to Bustle, the job is located in Fort Worth, Texas.  A Texas-based bar and restaurant called MUTTS Canine Cantina is the place hiring puppy petters.  Bustle explains-

Applications to become the so-called Puptern have just "opened," and the internship is exactly what it sounds like. Per a press release sent to Bustle, The job description includes roaming the small and large dog parks at the restaurant, playing with the customers' dogs, and enjoying the company of Dallas-Fort Worth’s furriest bar-goers and their owners. MUTTS also plans to provide the Puptern with signature food and drinks.

To apply you need to follow @MuttsCantina on Instagram. Then, you must post a photo or video on your Instagram that explains why you would be the best Puptern for MUTTS. Be sure you tag @muttscantina and use the hashtag #MUTTSpuptern. Instagram accounts must be public.

You have until November 9 to apply, so submit that dream job application ASAP!

H/T Bustle 

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