Going to Wrigley Field? Watch Your Beer and Wear a Diaper

A few renovations at Chicago's Wrigley Field are not complete and that posed one pretty serious problem with a capital 'Pee' on opening day. Be prepared or urine trouble.

Here's your new Cubs hashtag - #LetsGoPeeInaCup

Who’s the Cubs vice president of restrooms? Because that person should be fired.

I assume it was the Cubs VP of pee who ordered the signs around the concourse that read: "Future home of better restrooms. (Relieved?)"

 

What's even worse is the excuse Cubs spokesperson Julian Green gave:

“With 35,000 fans showing up in the ballpark tonight, we were simply not prepared to handle guests during peak periods.’’

 

Are you f---ing kidding me?!? You know, there's always a small crowd on opening day, and did he really think nobody would need a bathroom between innings?

And maybe it's me, but was the best choice to report on this mess for WGN, a woman who's last name is 'Wang?'... (says my inner 10-year-old)

And for more hilarious coverage, check out "An Absolute S--t Show": Tales From The Wrigley Field Bathroom Lines, read this from Deadpan.com.