I need a few gallons of "Yellow, Is It Me Your Looking For?" in a satin finish please.

If this creative guy had his way, that is what we would say when we walked into the hardware store when we are looking for paint.

The photos come from the ObviousPlant tumblr where he says he took some samples home, rewrote the description of each color and brought them back to the store.

Whether or not he actually did this, it doesn't really matter. What does matter is how funny some of these are.

The "Color Of My Tears When 'Friends" Ended" is the best of the best.

What's your favorite? Tell us!

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