Guy’s Creepy Cooler Note is Freaking Out His Neighbors

Sean, you're killing us with your cryptic note!

Late last week I noticed a Styrofoam cooler by the mailboxes on the bottom floor of my apartment. There was a note on it, so of course I had to read it.

That was last Thursday or Friday when I got home from work. Every day since then, when I leave in the morning and come back at night, I re-read the note, as if there will be more information.

Every day I'm disappointed when I find out there's no new note, and that it's not March 24 yet.

I have so many questions. Why oh why did you leave this note out a week in advance, Sean? Will you forget to put it out tonight? Are you on vacation? Does the cooler need to be room temperature before the cold delivery?

And of course the biggest question, what is the delivery you're waiting for?

So this morning I took matters into my own hands... kind of.

Turns out I'm not super ballsy. I didn't write my name or apartment number on the note, because what if Sean thinks I'm a jerk for leaving it?

Hopefully he just thinks I'm funny and solves this mystery for me.

What do you think Sean could be waiting for?

My vote is for a gall bladder, or maybe a toe.