Popular Illinois Pizza Joint Delivering ‘Goodbye Pies’ To Your Soon-To-Be Ex

One of America's most loved pizza restaurants will deliver a sweet and spicy break-up 'Goodbye Pie' to your soon-to-be-ex Ex.  Here are the details.

Break Up Revenge

It's hard not to be petty with planning some revenge on your ex. I'm sure at some point in your life, a friend (or your mom), told you that "living well is the best revenge." That's all well and good, but I'd live well by exacting a little petty revenge first.

I wish I could remember the name of the comic that said this about getting through a break-up.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

I don't know who needed to hear that but I had to share.

If you're thinking now is the time to break up and you don't want to be a COMPLETE asshole for breaking up around Valentine's Day, you could try this 'Goodbye Pie' offer from Pizza Hut.

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Pizza Hut Goodbye Pies

You can order “Goodbye Pies” from Pizza Hut to be delivered to your soon-to-be ex. It's the limited-edition Hot Honey Pizza packaged in a custom box with a broken pizza heart illustration and a spot to write in your soon-to-be ex's name.

Through February 14th, you can submit for a chance to send a hot honey 'Goodbye Pie' to your significant other at GoodbyePies.com.

You can even use the Excuse Generator to choose your break-up words for you.

Do you remember what I shared earlier? If you have one of these 'Goodbye Pies' delivered, keep in mind that you could wind up being the person for whom a great and petty revenge plan is made.

About that Hot Honey Pizza though:

It's a habanero-infused honey that tops this new and limited-time pizza. For the hot honey pizza, the double pepperoni pie gets a drizzle of chili pepper honey.

This may be a little bit of bad news, but the delivery deal is only available at locations in New York City, Chicago, and Miami.

If you want to break a heart in other parts of the country you can request a link to a Pizza Hut gift card for your future ex to redeem for a hot honey pizza.

Popeye's has limited-edition, heart-shaped strawberry biscuits from through February 25. They added strawberry bits to those buttery biscuits and a drizzle of creamy icing.

Rockford's Humble Bee Bakery is offering exquisitely designed cookies that have just the right amount of 'spice' for your lover.