How to Pee in a One Piece Bathing Suit

We are finally getting some hot summer weather, which means we are getting the chance to get out in the sun... in a bathing suit.

Bathing suits are the bane of a woman's existence.

Sure, there are a few women out there who have no qualms about wearing a bathing suit. They are supermodels and hairless.

The rest of us have a little bit of a harder time in the bathing suit department.

I went on a boat Saturday so I needed a bathing suit. I had one, and that was the one I ended up wearing but that was after I made my best friend come over for a bathing suit fashion show/is this too inappropriate to wear "party."

So I settled on a black one piece. Perfect. Black is slimming, one pieces are way more attractive than they were twenty years ago and I was hoping to fix a tank top tan line from Airfest.

About an hour into the day I realized something. Peeing in a one piece bathing suit is the worst.

Despite the fact that dudes are wearing shorts that can easily go on and off, they pretty much just pee in the pool, or in this case, the lake.

Maybe some women are ok with that... not me. I can't pee in the lake no matter how many margaritas someone buys me.

I searched the topic on Reddit. Basically you have three options:

1. Learn to pull the bathing suit to the side
2. Just Pee
3. Take the whole thing off

Taking the whole thing off is what I did... SO many times on Saturday and it is so awkward!

Aside from when you wearing a one piece bathing suit, when in the world do you ever pee completely topless? For me, it's never and it's so strange. Especially when you're in a crappy bathroom at a lake bar.

Does anyone else have any bathing suit peeing tips? I have a feeling we're gonna keep our bathing suit weather for a few more weeks here, I think someone could use the tips!