If Rockford Was a Movie, What Would it be Called?

I'm sure you've seen these on Facebook and Twitter, the hashtag #describeyourexusingamovietitle or #puta90sboybandsinamovie, i.e. Backstreet Boys in Da Hood, yes?  I saw it this afternoon in my Facebook news feed and thought I would use the same concept but apply it to Rockford. Let's have some fun with this.

Think of any and everything you know and love about Rockford, the parks, the attractions, the food; even things you dislike about Rockford- like the potholes. How would you incorporate your favorite Rockford things in a movie title?

Here are ten fun ones I came up with:

1. Cherryvale Mall Rats
2. Jurrasic Davis Park
3. Home Cheddar Cheese Fries
4. The Phantom of the Coronado
5. Jefferson Street Bridges of Madison County
6. The Mighty IceHogs
7. Magic Waters XXL
8. Night at the Burpee Museum
9. 12 Sock Monkeys
10. School of Rock Cut State Park