IL Man Raising Money To Steal Kim Kardashian Away From Kanye

Dan Birander lives in Geneva, he has a Go Fund Me page because he's planning on stealing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West.    

Dan is attempting to win Kim over by raising $1 million. He already has over $16,000, including an anonymous donation of $10,000.

He says, even though he isn't exactly the Hollywood hottie type, if he has $1 million, that will be enough for Kim to sustain her glamorous lifestyle.

Hate to break it to you, Dan, but I'm not sure that's enough for a Kardashian.

When Dan gets the money, here's what he plans to do with it:

Use of funds

First, I would get a killer wardrobe and makeover that would make any woman turn their head.

Then, I would get a PHAT ride, drive it to L.A. and show it off to Kim. Who knows? Maybe she gets in and we can drive off into the sunset.

I might also get a yacht. That way, we can host parties with top celebs and other Kardashians."

 

My favorite part is that if you donate at least $25, you get to be part of their crew once they become a power couple. That's a pretty awesome deal! Just $25 to literally keep up with a Kardashian?

We can't help but want to know what happens next, will Dan get Kim's attention? Will he raise the money? We're following his page to see, and maybe if he gets close we will donate that $25!