Kermit the Frog Has A New Girlfriend and She is No Miss Piggy [PHOTOS]

What's your deal with pigs, Kermit?

A few weeks ago we heard all about Kermit and Miss Piggy's big break-up. Sure, this is absolutely news that ABC wants to give us so we watch the new Muppets TV show this fall, but I'm ok with that.

I always want to know the relationship status of Kermie and Miss Piggy. I loved them on Muppet Babies and in The Muppets Take Manhattan and I want them to be together forever, duh.

So I was upset when I heard they broke up and I was even more upset when I discovered Kermit has a new girlfriend, Denise.

Denise is a pig, but she is no Miss Piggy.

According to People.com, Kermit is calling Denise his girlfriend.

This is uncalled for Kermie. I'm sure Miss Piggy will be very jealous and find a way to make you ever more jealous. Plus, Denise's dress is ugly. Sorry I'm not sorry.