Never did I think following a police department's Twitter account would be so entertaining. 

For anyone who's ever been the 'new person' at work, you'll be able to relate to this rookie Dixon Police Department rookie. His superiors, in good fun, told this officer he needed to collect some special samples for a quarterly test.

You should click on the tweet above and see some of the other hazing pranks pulled on other 'rookies'... good stuff.