Will he be Leonardo or Donatello?

Maybe Michelangelo?

He'll definitely be a Ninja Turtle, because Nic Vargus got his fiance to agree that if he could get 100 thousand retweets, he could dress like a Ninja Turtle for their wedding.

What was she thinking?

I guess after all of this publicity, being on the Today Show and having celebrities retweet his original post, it might seem worth it... but... is it really?

Does his future wife realize what it's gonna look like when she's looking at pictures in twenty years of their wedding... when she married a turtle?

She has to let him go big after all this!

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