My Week On Tinder: Guys, This is What Your Profile SHOULD Be Like [PHOTO]

No matter what you're trying to get out of it.

So I've been playing on Tinder for a week now, and that means I have seen a lot of profiles. I mean like a LOT, if you're on Tinder in the area and you're a dude I've probably seen your profile.

Tinder told me three times that they ran out of people for me and I've seen one guy four times.

I feel like some sort of Tinder profile aficionado.

While I can't speak for every woman on Tinder, I still think I can give some advice for you guys, whether you're on Tinder to meet friends, a girlfriend or if you're "in it to get it."

My buddy, Bodie, is doing a pretty good job with the profile thing. You can learn from him.

Michelle's Tinder Profile Advice

• You should be the only person in your first picture. Just you! No friends, no kids, no sister, no ex-girlfriend, not even any puppies. Just you!
• Your first photo should also be of your face and pretty clear, you have less than half a second to get someone's attention, you could be missing your future wife because she couldn't see you clearly.
• Write something in your bio. WORDS PLEASE. If you are only on Tinder to bang someone... yeah sorry I said that... that's fine, Tinder is cool with that, but maybe just put that out there in your profile. On the flip side if that is NOT why you're on Tinder, then be direct with that too. Whenever I see someone without any words in their bio, I assume that they're not there to actually date someone. There's absolutely a chance that other people don't feel this way, but I do. So words are good, don't forget words.
• The only girl that should ever pop up in your pictures is your mom, and it should be like the third or fourth picture (see advice #1).
• Get rid of your group buddy pictures! We wanna know which one you are... and to tell you the truth, we're gonna assume you're the best looking one of the group and we're gonna be disappointed when you're not.
• Don't lie. That should be obvious, but just don't lie.
• Keep kids off of Tinder, especially when they aren't your kids! Sure you can just say that it's your nephew in your bio, but maybe your nephew doesn't want to be on Tinder.
• You don't have to say you're "fluent in sarcasm," just show it.
• I'm tired of seeing, "if you wanna know, just ask!" That's irritating.
• Also, the height thing. Wanna say how tall you are? Ok, do it. But don't say, "because apparently that's a thing on here" afterwards. Not necessary.

I'd be lying if I said I never swiped right on someone who wasn't following my advice, I mean sometimes guys just have dimples and nice teeth, my finger just swipes! I can't help it. But, I still think my rules are pretty good.

We'll wrap this Tinder-ness up soon, when my whole week is complete and I've decided if Tinder is staying or leaving my life.

Have a great weekend and if you missed the earlier parts of my week on Tinder, here they are.