With the Six Flags and Magic Waters news, I got to thinking, what happened to the old six flags mascot? You know the guy, the old man with ALL of the moves.  Let's take a trip down memory lane together ...

You're watching TV and it goes to commercial, all of a sudden a party bus pulls onto the screen, Venga Boys start to play, and THE old man busts a move.  Well, that old man has a name, and it's 'Mr.Six'.  Now, if you're like me, you were always wondering how the guy was never busting a hip with all of those dance moves.

Here's a picture of our six flags mascot in case you don't remember.

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You know him!  He would get out of the bus, break it down for us, and then take everyone to Six Flags.  Well...

SECRETS OUT FOLKS.  HE ISN'T EVEN OLD.  HE IS AN ATTRACTIVE CHOREOGRAPHER/DANCER/ACTOR.  PLEASE BE IN SHOCK WITH ME...

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YEP, THAT'S HIM.  MR.SIX.  Okay, I'll stop with the caps now... but I mean come on.

In the words of Steve Shannon, 'He looks like The Situation from MTV'.  I mean... Steve isn't wrong.  This hunk's name is Danny Teeson.  He has been in movies like 'This is 40' and 'Get Him to The Greek'.

I need to take a break from the internet now, I feel lied to.