Remember that one time in middle school when you were picked on in class or teased in the hallway?

I'm a firm believer in that stuff sticking with you well into adulthood. My friends still won't let me live down the day I got my first period, in sixth grade, during a swimming class. It was mortifying and still, to this day, I won't go swimming during that time of month.

That was pretty much nothing compared to what one Wisconsin girl recently experienced at her middle school.

According to TMJ4, Frances Habek, was accused of selling sex toys at school; when they were in fact, a popular child's toy that you can find at Walmart.

Can you imagine? I don't even want to think about the word that she learned after going through all of this; how mortifying.

As an adult, and as a parent, I feel like everyone knows what these water snake wigglies are; or is that just me? Or is it the principal that has the problem...or should I say, dirty mind?

What's next? Remove any and everything that looks phallic from schools?

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