Dude is Head Over Heels for Sandwich Maker
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, which is exactly what's happening at an Illinois HyVee.
This is one of those sweet Missed Connections I really wish would work out.
However, dude, when you know the woman's name and where she works, I still don't think that's a legitimate, 'Missed Connection.'
You can go back to HyVee and talk to her... and you should! You could live in sandwich love forever, dude!