That ‘Facebook Privacy’ Notice Hoax Has Resurfaced

PLUS police search for suspects linked to several robberies, Crusader clinic shooter charged, a first look at Code Black premiering tonight on CBS. #5Things

That 'Facebook Privacy' notice is a hoax. (USA Today)

This was my favorite reply posted on Facebook in response to this hoax.

(Author Unknown)

I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, the NSA, the FBI and CIA, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Black Sabbath, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Landsbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the NHL, MLB, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.

I'm aware that my privacy ended the very day that I created a profile on Facebook, I know that whatever I post can (and usually does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!

DO NOT SHARE. YOU GOTTA COPY AND PASTE

Police Continue to Search for Suspects Linked to Several Recent Robberies. (My Stateline)

Rochelle man charged in Rockford medical clinic shooting. (ABC 7 Chicago)

The Ten Jobs Where You're Most Likely to Marry a Co-Worker. (Price Economics)

The series premiere of Code Black at 9:00 p.m. on CBS. A new medical drama about the busiest ER in the nation. Luis Guzman is the senior ER nurse and Marcia Gay Harden is the doctor in charge of it.

A "Code Black" means there are more patients than there are resources.