The College Basketball Championship Drinking Game

It's Wisconsin and Duke for all the marbles tonight. But what if you don't care who wins? Have I got the game for you.

We've spent the last few weeks talking about busted brackets and Cinderella's that you know and I know, it's time for a drink.

That being said, make sure to abide by all laws. No drinking and driving. Be safe have fun and remember, it's just a game.

Here's the unofficial college basketball championship drinking game.

Take a drink anytime the TV guys mention "Kentucky."

Watching Wisconsin take down Kentucky in the Final Four was a treat for me. I'm not sure why, but it was fun watching the underdog (albeit a pretty good underdog) win. Make sure you take a drink anytime the announcers talk about Kentucky's previously undefeated record. Take two drinks anytime someone mentions Kentucky in the same sentence as the 1976 Indiana Hoosiers.

Raise your glass when CBS shows footage from any of Duke's previous title runs.

Coach K has already won four NCAA titles with Duke. It should happen often. Just be glad you're raising a glass and not drinking from it.

Take a swig if you see someone on either sideline hold back teammates after a big play.

It happens at least a few times a game. You know, the towel waving Senior who does his best crossing guard impersonation while trying to hold his teammates from spilling onto the floor? When that happens, take a drink.

Take a sip anytime the announcers mentions players originally from Illinois.

Jahlil Okafor, Frank Kaminsky and a few others Illinois (or better yet Chicago) guys that play out of state. If the announcer makes mention of them being from Chicago, take two drinks.

Drink anytime you see Kaminsky and Okafor in the same camera shot.

The TV crew is going to have a field day with this one. These are two totally different players yet their team's respective stars. Kaminsky the senior, Okafor the freshman, will both end up playing in the NBA. Drink because they are good at basketball and you are not.

Finish your beer anytime Sam Dekker misses a three point shot.

Outside of Kaminsky, there has been no better player in the tournament than Wisconsin's Sam Dekker. So if he ever misses a three point shot, finish your beer.

Toast to Mindy Kaling anytime you see her in that Nationwide invisible commercial.

We see you Mindy. We've seen you a bunch since the tournament has began. It's over. Here's a toast to you.

Down your beer anytime you see the guy from The League in the Buffalo Wild Wings commercial.

These commercials were unexpected, funny and brilliant. I laughed out loud a few times at those ads during the tournament this year. So if you see a BDub's commercial starring Steve Rannazzisi from The League, finish your beer.

Cheers when we get a new champion.

It's OK to do a social too. Congrats to Duke or Wisconsin. If you're playing along, it won't matter who wins or loses.

BONUS

Toast to Luther Vandross' "One Shining Moment."

If you make it through all the post game chatter, you can do this too. Raise a glass to a great 2015 collegiate basketball season with a amazing send off. If someone else is singing Luther's song, turn off the TV and go to bed