Oh hey ladies. I know you think Valentine's Day is all about you. Stop being so selfish. Put your man first this year.

Don't sit back and wait for him to make the day special. Take the initiative and make the magic happen yourself. Here are some tips to give your man the perfect Valentine's Day.

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The Unwritten Rules of Valentine's Day - For Women

  • Morning sex. Enough said.
  • No complaining. All day. About anything.
  • Stock the fridge with his favorite beer.
  • Make him a steak dinner or take him out for one.
  • Text him naked selfies all day.
  • When he gets home from work, be waiting for him on the couch in lingerie with ESPN on TV.