By "real problem," I of course mean an immense first-world problem, but at least this time around I understand the question.

When we were all staring at #TheDress a few months ago, I didn't get it. I didn't understand how some people saw the dress as one color and other people saw the dress completely opposite colors.

This time, though, I'm on board!

This shoe conundrum looks like a text message I would send my friend Lori. I would say, "LLCW! Which of these polish colors matches my shoes????"

I'll have to ask her what she would answer, because I really don't know. This might be why I don't like fushia. It's not pink and it's not purple... plus it's not called pinkle. If it were, I might feel differently.