Don't act like you don't turn into a different person while you're driving; some might not even know who you are anymore.

Ask anyone who's ever had a conversation with me, on the phone, while I'm driving- I sound like a person with tourettes. I imagine it has to be not only confusing, but pretty frustrating; like when you're trying to talk to a friend of yours with kids and they keep interrupting your conversation to yell at them and you're not sure if they're yelling at you or the rug rats. Same exact thing.

This guy perfectly displays that the road rage is real.

How many times have you been guilty of saying or doing any of these things? One of my favorites, that my friends always hear me say when we're sitting in a long line of rubber neckers is, "there better be a dead body up there!" I can never understand why it's so hard for people to merge to one lane when there's an accident.  Or when someone is speeding, I use this one, "Geez, where's the fire?"

What are some of your favorite angry one liners you're behind the wheel?

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