Watch This Guy Light Off 8,500 Bottle Rockets In Less Than A Minute

This enterprising guy in the video thinks lighting fireworks one at a time is boring.

So he had grabbed what appeared to be a crate of bottle rockets (How does one come about a crate of bottle rockets anyway?) and started jamming them into a launching mechanism.

What is the launching mechanism? It looks like an old gate. Like an old fence gate. Old world craftsmanship at its finest.

The guy then figured out some way to run a fuse along each and every part of the gate. Him and his buddies then dropped in piles of bottle rockets in each "fence hole?" and took a step back.

Why step back? Because you don't see a shirtless guy rig an old fence gate with 8,500 bottle rockets and think "I should get as close as possible."