What Candy Hearts Should Say [PHOTOS]

Candy hearts might taste like pink cardboard, but it's the messages that matter.

Sure, we've all seen the "Be Mine," "I'm Yours," "Love," and "XOXO," conversation hearts, but comical hearts are way more entertaining, and realistic.

For that guy you only see after 13 Vegas Bombs...

For your Katy Perry Super Bowl performance fan friend...

For your Wine Wednesday friend, or your mom...

For anyone who is near you when you're hungry...

For when it's not the weekend...