People Are Painting Their Grass Green

Yep, you read that right, your life as a homeowner just got even better.

It's not news that America is getting lazier, and it's also not news that humans are slowly but surely destroying the planet. But this product really blew my mind. Instead of spreading grass seed or actually watering your grass when it's looking dry, people are just spraypainting their yard green.

Ok... maybe spray painting isn't the right word, but it's basically what they're doing. But I can't help but picture this scenario ...

The good old days - Mom, "Honey, the grass is looking a little brown, do you mind going out and watering it?"

But now - Mom, "Honey, the grass is looking a little brown, do you mind going out and PAINTING it?"

All I can think about is how similar holding this spray paint machine is to holding a garden hose, there really isn't that much of a difference in the energy needed.

It's funny to me that so many of us are confused why our planet is changing ... then we go and do stuff like this.

Face. Palm.