Zombie Found Floating in Lake Michigan [PHOTOS]

A zombie, a walker, the undead. Whatever you want to call it, one of those things was floating in Lake Michigan over the weekend.

The Chicago Coast Guard were the first responders to the scene to handle the zombie threat.

As it turns out, zombies STILL not a real thing.

The zombie in question was a prop that was part of the Navy Pier Halloween barge that had sunk due to the high winds and waves last Friday.

After the Coast Guard pulled the prop from water, they attempted to use CPR to rescue the lifeless zombie.

Sadly the zombie was pronounced "STILL dead."

Photos of the rescue surfaced on imgur, but the Coast Guard isn't sure who posted them originally.