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And now for something completely ridiculous.

Now, we don't want to make a big stink or anything, but we have some news that you definitely shouldn't turn your noses at.

Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop?

Everyone in New York City takes their pizza seriously. And we mean everyone.

Meanwhile, in Australia...

If you get in the way when this guy plays the national anthem, you'll bleed red, white and blue -- but mostly red.

Well, that's one way to get people to follow the weather.

Now this is how you wake up someone.

Boobs. Now that we've got your attention, let's get down to some serious business.

The best tackle at this past weekend's Ohio State-Cincinnati football game didn't even feature a player.