Illinois Drunk Steals Beer and 4am and Stabs a Man With a What?

If you are willing to break into homes to steal beer and end up stabbing someone with a corkscrew, OVER BEER...You might be a redneck, or I mean...you might have a problem. HuffPost

Timothy Snyder has been charged with breaking into TWO different apartments looking for beer. Apartment number one, dude went right for the fridge and when there was no beer he punched a guy. Apartment number two got a bit more violent as he stabbed a man in the BACK with a corkscrew! The stabbing resulted in the man having to get 28 staples, and 25 stitches. Yikes, man!

Police showed up and the "beer hunter" was stinking like booze and talked out of his butt:

“I live in the district ... I’m going to kill your ass — you can’t lock me up forever.” - Timothy Snyder 

As you could probably already guess, Timothy had some previous convictions on his record. He was busted in the past for aggravated battery and domestic battery. Now throw on two counts of home invasion and two more counts of aggravated battery...and still no beer.

Did I mention that this all happened at 4am? Dude was pulling an all nighter or was just REALLY thirsty. Bail has been set at $250,000 so I don't think he will be having a cold one any time soon.