Not to open up a can of worms, because I know there are more than 3 things Illinoisans would wish for. These are just a few small things that if a magical genie came along, I think people in our state would wish for.

I feel a little blah today, so I decided to write something more lighthearted and funny. We all know what it's like to experience Illinois-specific annoyances... so I figured why not invite people in and laugh at them.

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Again, this is all in good fun. I was feeling playful and made up this list to be funny. So please, just kick back and enjoy!

We've all pondered on what our 3 wishes would be at some point -- As a fellow Illinoisan, I can confidently say these are 3 things that I think most of us who live here would wish for.

3 Things That All Illinoisans Want and Wish For

Let's start with the biggest one...

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#1 - That Things Weren't So Expensive

Oh my gosh, this state has become such a money sucker. I love living here, but it can certainly be difficult.

From tolls, groceries, bills and much more, it would definitely be nice if some magic person waved their wand and made things cheaper!

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#2 - No More Unbearably Cold Days

Today was the first frost of the year, and I was not a happy camper having to defrost my car this morning.

Fall chill I can handle, but as soon as frost shows up it trickles its bitterness into my attitude haha! If someone could take that away, I'm sure I'm not the only Illinoisan who'd be pleased.

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#3 - That People Here Were Better Drivers

Aside from the weather, people's driving is the second thing I probably complain the most about haha!

Illinoisans drive in a very... crazy, hectic, and unique type of way that scares me every day. Again, if I were able to wish away the red light running, speeding in 30 MPH areas, slowing in inappropriate areas and everything in between, I'd feel much better and have way less road rage. And I know I'm not alone on that sentiment.

What are more funny Illinois-specific things that you would wish for if you could?

If you're looking for more, even AI had some things to say about people's driving in our state. Check it out!

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10 Commandments of Rockford

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