If you're that person who is OBSESSED with Halloween, then I think I've found the ultimate spooky getaway that will satisfy all your haunted dreams.

How does being the Mayor of Hell for a night sound? Well, you can literally do that at an Airbnb in Hell, Michigan. This is how the listing starts -

I’m John, the self-proclaimed mayor of Hell, Michigan, and I’m excited to welcome you to my little slice of “paradise,” where you’ll lord over the ghouls and goblins that call this haunted inferno home.

Ever been to Hell and back? Now’s your chance. This month, I’m handing over the keys to the Gates of Hell and appointing you Mayor for the night.

The listing is filled with photos and ALL the puns. Here's some of my favorites -

"Everyone knows all dogs go to Heaven, so no pets are allowed in Hell – unless they’re a certified service animal."

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"Finding a parking spot can be hell. But not to worry, private parking is available. Just note that we aren’t able to provide transportation to or from your stay."

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"Believe it or not, Hell can freeze over. Don’t forget to dress for the weather!"

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This is obviously a very sought after rental, so booking opens at 12pm EDT (11 AM central) on 10/14 for stays on 10/18, 10/21 & 10/24.

So if you love Halloween, I'm wishing you good luck in hopefully getting this awesome stay. For all the details and to see the full listing you can head here.

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