Mountain Dew Doritos Are Now a Thing

In a time when combining foods is a good idea to most people, and most food, it's possible we hit the ceiling on this and need to give up.

PepsiCo teamed up with sister company Frito-Lay to combine would could quite possible be the worst idea they've ever had: Mountain Dew flavored Doritos.

They're only available in Australia, so we should be safe for now.

Frito-Lay definitely missed a major opportunity to name them "Dew-ritos."

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Go home, Australia, because you’re officially the drunkest country on the planet right now. 😂 New Mountain Dew Doritos, which I swear to God is absolutely 100% real, just dropped in the Land Down Under. The back of the package promises the Lemon Citrus flavor of @mountaindew with the signature full-on crunch of Doritos. This shouldn’t exist but it does. Big shoutout to my man @nickvavitiss for sending over a pic, hopefully him and I can do a swap so I can review this clown show of a product. Curious and deranged minds can likely find these on the Internet in the near future.
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This is something that needs to die out in Australia, before it hits the US. I don't even want to see it on the shelf.