Being single during the holidays can be rough, especially when you have to explain why you're still single when Charles Manson isn't. Thanks to a Craigslist ad, you don't have to be alone...but you may have other questions to dodge.

 "I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree," it reads. "If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

Upon request, the guy says that he is willing to propose to you in front of everyone, openly hit on your cousins, sisters, and any other female family or friend, and pretend to get super drunk.

And all he wants is a free meal....

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