I would say that this is a good reminder to lock your car doors in Missouri and Illinois, but I'm not sure that would matter much as a new report says incidents in both states are exploding and especially in Illinois.
I would've said mosquitoes, but only one left me with an itchy kneecap so far. There are far more annoying things to complain about in Illinois than those blood-suckin' devils.
Toyota might be America's favorite car brand because it's affordable, fuel-efficient, spacious and easy to drive, but Illinois' top choice is perfect for a Midwesterner.