Look! The Most Bizarre Items Ever Stolen From Illinois ResidentsLook! The Most Bizarre Items Ever Stolen From Illinois ResidentsMy mom once told me that "people will steal anything that's not nailed down." Times certainly have changed since then. The thieves now have nail removers.Steve ShannonSteve Shannon
Illinois Man Arrested After Assaulting Reporter On Live TVIllinois Man Arrested After Assaulting Reporter On Live TVThere are just some things you shouldn't do. This is one of them.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Wisconsin Dude Busted For Calling Police To Hit On DispatchersWisconsin Dude Busted For Calling Police To Hit On DispatchersThere are tons of apps around to help someone desperate land a date.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Dixon Intruder Makes Sandwich, Changes Cat Litter Box, Gets ArrestedDixon Intruder Makes Sandwich, Changes Cat Litter Box, Gets ArrestedThis is some Onion level stuff right here and it happened not too far from Rockford.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Bizarre Loves Park ArrestBizarre Loves Park ArrestIf you happen to be participating in anything illegal and you want to get revenge, a Loves Park man just did that.Sean KellySean Kelly
Amboy Man Arrested After Five Mile Reverse Tractor JoyrideAmboy Man Arrested After Five Mile Reverse Tractor JoyrideA tractor stealing joyrider took his thievery to the Nth degree by cruising in reverse for five miles.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Guy Steals All the NuggetsGuy Steals All the NuggetsThis guy isn't the Burger King, he is now being hailed as the Chicken King.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Guy Slyly Attempts To Avoid McTicket; Receives UnHappy MealGuy Slyly Attempts To Avoid McTicket; Receives UnHappy MealIf you've ever been pulled over, it's totally understandable to not notice the lights at first but what this guy did might be going to far.Sweet LennySweet Lenny
Car Thief Knocked Out [VIDEO]Car Thief Knocked Out [VIDEO]That awkward moment when a car defeats a would-be robber.Sweet LennySweet Lenny