I want to be clear that this is not my opinion, but the internet thinks it knows where the dumbest town in Illinois is. While I think this small town is getting a bad rap, it's possible they should also buy a vowel.
This is the perfect example of why they call them dumb criminals and stupid crimes because smart people don't end up in the news for these types of actions.
You'd think that after stealing a car, you'd know better than to stop for a minute to chat with the police about the best way to get where you're going. You'd think that, and you'd be quite wrong.
As you battle through a Monday and it's sucking the life out of you, just remember...you didn't get headbutted by a goat while trying to take a selfie.
If you're celebrating the New Year, and someone has a heart attack in the same place your reveling, don't send an angry Facebook message after the fact.