Malort

It’s time Illinois to cement Malort as the official liquor of the “Land of Lincoln”. The historically Chicago centered liquor has become a touchstone of windy city bars and has now expanded in all directions of Illinois and to most every state in the union.

A Chicago suburban brewpub is offering a rare opportunity for you to gag like you never have before on a limited-time only shot. Behold, cicada-infused Malört shots.

It was just over 9 years ago when I had my first (and last) shot of the absolute worst booze I've ever tasted and now the Illinois-made liquor has a new Christmas flavor.

If you love trying every new pumpkin spice product that hits the market, I triple-dog-dare you to try this new fall flavor from Illinois original, Malort.

Grandma tried Malort and gives an honest review.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why people willingly partake in shots of Malort. If you know someone that does, send this their way.