Matt Singer Is Stupid

Let’s hope misfortune doesn’t await for my digestive system.

Maybe cosmic rays are what prevent them from going stale.

Four pizza flavors on one pie. Get ready, true believers.

BK is offering Dragon Flame-Grilled Whoppers, Fiery Dragon Mozzarella Fries, and more.

Butterbeer popcorn? Butterbeer cookies? Butterbeer Kisses? Yes to all of the above.

Is McDonald’s new Nether Flame Sauce actually spicy? Let’s find out.

So what if it’s March!

The tie-in food supposedly “draws its inspiration from the heart-pounding intensity of Squid Game.” So how’s it taste?

Have I been changed for good? I’m definitely not defying gravity.

My intestines are going to get altogether ooky.