Pigs

The robots apparently know what pigs want and need.

This will likely make the people that know me laugh, but I'm not exactly an expert on hygiene. That's why it's a bit odd that I am the messenger of what has been revealed as Missouri's most filthy and dirty city. Spoiler Alert - It's NOT St. Louis.

If you don't get out much, you might not know about a problem that has plagued Missouri for years and it's getting worse. The stories are true about huge 250 pound feral beasts that are wreaking havoc on the Missouri pastures and woods.

People in Wisconsin think about wrestling pigs in mud and get an oddly appealing feeling, it's disgusting and barbaric.

If you're looking for something more than your standard dog or cat, you've come to the right place.