SuretyFirst

Okay, let's just get this out of the way early: if you (like me) chose any of the late, great Ron Popeil's famous Ronco products like the Chop-o-Matic, the Veg-o-Matic, Mince-o-Matic, or even the Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ--you're wrong.

I think this is one of those scenarios where what we talk about, and what we search for on Google, are wildly different things.