Walmart

It's a cheese lover's dream come true.

Some Walmart locations will host drive-in movies in Illinois.

Do you remember the yodeling kid in Walmart? He's now got a new gig.

Every year, we're treated to the screaming matches about whether a store should open on Thanksgiving or close its doors so employees can be with their families. Now, a major player has bowed out of the argument.

In Dixon, an "unscientific survey" was conducted based on the number of people entering Walmart with or without masks.

This will be the most fun you've ever had in a Walmart parking lot.

You can even pick up picnic items curbside.

Nationwide unrest in the wake of the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis has prompted some major retailers to scale back deliveries and close stores.

We have reached the point in 2020 where nothing will surprise us. Why not have a swimming pool here; I've seen worse. Change my mind.

If there's anything more anxiety-inducing than the prospect of seeing everyone in face masks, let me know.